Thursday 14 November 2013

If you really knew me...

I see this is a popluar post in blogland so here it goes...


If you really knew me, you would know...

I could eat Mexican food every day for the rest of my life.

I like things to go my way (doesn't everyone?) and I tend to manipulate situations to work in my favor.

I can be very stubborn and my mood can change quickly.

I always have my toenails painted nicely, my fingernails always look rough.

I blare music in my car and sing like my pitch is perfect. I wish I could increase my volume because it just isn't loud enough sometimes.

I lick my lips constantly, they are always chapped and I have to apply chapstick a lot.

I rarely commit to plans, I like to keep my options open. Unless they are huge, exciting plans.. like the Miley concert in 5 months or vacations.

I think I am hilarious and I laugh at myself constantly.

After a few glasses of wine I get the best ideas and usually end up talking a ton.

I love to go on girls trips, drink too much, & dance like an idiot.

When people find out I was in a sorority in college they say , "Doesn't surprise me at all." And I don't see myself as the typical sorority girl.

My alcohol tolerance is pretty high. Drink of choice is vodka & crystal light.

I have my CHL (Concealed Handgun Licence) and I carry a gun in my car and in my apartment. I only carry it in my purse when I am in a sketchy area and/or shopping alone at night. I live in Texas, this is totally normal.

I can't believe I am admitting this but I am really good at cheating on tests in college. Thank God I never got caught. Probably nothing to be proud about.

I stick my foot in my mouth all the time.

If someone is funny, I must be friends with them.

I really like other Sagittarius people.

I have a cross tattoo on the inside of my left wrist. Got it on the night of my 18th birthday and I don't regret it. I hid it from my Dad for 7 months. He thought it was fake at first and then proceeded to tell me that I would never get a real job after he realized it wasn't coming off. I let him know that I hid it from him for 7 months and all I have to do is wear a watch. And tada, I have a real job.

I can read people's lips like a champ. Even from across the room.

I am impatient.

My spelling is horrible and my vocabulary is small. I get impressed with myself when I use large words.. although sometimes I use the words then ask "Did I use that correctly?" and when the answer is "Yes",  it makes me feel so smart.

It is almost Friday!


2 comments:

  1. This is great! I always sing in the car and hate when I can hear myself! Ad Mexican food....yes, anytime, all the time!

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  2. I keep my plans open too, it's so hard for me to really commit to something unless it's totally epic!

    And I'm with you when it comes to singing in the car, but I get my daughter to also. Love it!

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