If you really knew me...

I see this is a popluar post in blogland so here it goes...

If you really knew me, you would know...

I could eat Mexican food every day for the rest of my life.

I like things to go my way (doesn't everyone?) and I tend to manipulate situations to work in my favor.

I can be very stubborn and my mood can change quickly.

I always have my toenails painted nicely, my fingernails always look rough.

I blare music in my car and sing like my pitch is perfect. I wish I could increase my volume because it just isn't loud enough sometimes.

I lick my lips constantly, they are always chapped and I have to apply chapstick a lot.

I rarely commit to plans, I like to keep my options open. Unless they are huge, exciting plans.. like the Miley concert in 5 months or vacations.

I think I am hilarious and I laugh at myself constantly.

After a few glasses of wine I get the best ideas and usually end up talking a ton.

I love to go on girls trips, drink too much, & dance like an idiot.

When people find out I was in a sorority in college they say , "Doesn't surprise me at all." And I don't see myself as the typical sorority girl.

My alcohol tolerance is pretty high. Drink of choice is vodka & crystal light.

I have my CHL (Concealed Handgun Licence) and I carry a gun in my car and in my apartment. I only carry it in my purse when I am in a sketchy area and/or shopping alone at night. I live in Texas, this is totally normal.

I can't believe I am admitting this but I am really good at cheating on tests in college. Thank God I never got caught. Probably nothing to be proud about.

I stick my foot in my mouth all the time.

If someone is funny, I must be friends with them.

I really like other Sagittarius people.

I have a cross tattoo on the inside of my left wrist. Got it on the night of my 18th birthday and I don't regret it. I hid it from my Dad for 7 months. He thought it was fake at first and then proceeded to tell me that I would never get a real job after he realized it wasn't coming off. I let him know that I hid it from him for 7 months and all I have to do is wear a watch. And tada, I have a real job.

I can read people's lips like a champ. Even from across the room.

I am impatient.

My spelling is horrible and my vocabulary is small. I get impressed with myself when I use large words.. although sometimes I use the words then ask "Did I use that correctly?" and when the answer is "Yes",  it makes me feel so smart.

It is almost Friday!